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jeff dunham

Achmed


Achmed's little terrorist? Comedy and suicide bombing have a lot in common
Set timer 4 minutes off in 4 sec
I'm a terrifying terrorist Except for Walter fart
I'll kill you for a klondike bar
getting pretty famous now
write your life story
Achmed's under where - detained because everyone thinks i'm a terrorist
Fourth of july safety guidelines.
06/16/2023
06/16/2023
Cartoons Two chipmunks versus dog
Silvester & red cat - competition to get mouse
Dog grabs chipmunk who steals his bone
Life in the food chain
bugs bunny & the vulture
Elmer Fudd & 2 crows & scarecrow
Big chicken hawk & little chicken hawk & rooster - The loud mouth snook
Bugs bunny & Yosemite Sam - Sam hunts bugs while cooking carrots.
06/16/2023
06/16/2023
Jokes
Hearing aid
Mayberry peaceful
girls fighting over me
Tiger attacks in-law
Loader roll over
Repay husband - wife drops towel
Modern toilet
Blonde 4 yr puzzle
You eat that son
short lives matter
Pretend marriage
Wonder years
Rent my dog
men working
Memory foam shoes
Fish abductions
Chairs in land rover save truck
wife makes rules no keep
watching wedding video
Blind driver prank
One single slap
Walk five miles

7 trillion nerves
today before wedding
No excuse letting your wife drive
That's inbreeding
Canada - pot fields
Testing hammers
Kidnapping congress
matter - protons neurons morons
Cow versus car pollution
my brain
Daughter's body wash
Shark versus human
Using harassment in sentence
Wife mows lawn
divorced barbie
Make it rare
two jackpot impossibility
Home covid test.

06/16/2023
06/16/2023
jeff dunham Peanut
Batman had his sidekick robin
Jeff does not abuse drugs
Peanut all over the map - Canada gave us Justin Bieber
Jeff you want to kill me search your feelings
Peanut signer - lazy eye
I wrote it down where we are
my sidekick Ruben - Let the insults begin.
06/16/2023
06/16/2023
Cartoons Donald duck at the dude ranch
coyote & road runner - coyote slingshot and dehydrated boulders
Rooster & dog - chicken starts pounding at the sound of the bell
Bugs bunny & Jacque - damming up the creek
Bugs bunny & Tasmanian devil - at the docks
Sylvester & tweety -Sylvester at hospital going after tweety
Tom & jerry -jerry is used to play ping pong
Tom & jerry - looking for a baseball.
06/14/2023
06/14/2023
People General How-to-not-get-your-ass-kicked by the police
06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Jokes mother-in-law in the holy land

06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Stupid People
Knowledge of jen z 1
knowledge of jen z 2
knowledge of jen z 3
knowledge of jen z 4
Kid nailed by swinging door
five minute nap fail
Wife Duc tapped to door
stirring coffee by finger
Bounces ball into her face
Tennis ball trick dogs
Lifting sign fail
Man trip falls on another man
pancake flip fail
Sledge hammer - tractor tire fail
Exercise fails
Budweiser frogs commit suicide
Bat meets woman
disappearing bicyclist
limiting carry-on items
putting drunk friend on escalator
Burning diesel
party popper fail
bag flip fail
Woman protects rear end
Leaf blower hover sled
whip cream can fail
Guy flips bird hits pole
Moving guy with excavator
Ten cookies
Using secret weapon
Cat goes airborne
Men at work
dog drinks red bull
What's it like to be married
me playing golf
using baby oil in place of turtle wax
How much for tickets
cat jumps into tv
Serenade fail

cat versus vacuum
Two stage birds
horse coming for dinner
Trucker uses truck to make tea
neighbor helps neighbor
Too much to learn relax
random breath test
Kitchen loses cabin pressure
Subway air drop
Homemade salad dressing
Houston everyone has problems
Sawing the board
Excavator fire fail
Poop in birds nest
Wrecking a man's pick up
coming to collect the body
Not another word trunk
texting my wife forgot her phone
using dog to make strike
Overloaded car
dogs thought process
trampoline fail
complying with the police
drinking from sprinkler
Bomb squad
Gorilla versus human water splash
Another baby mix up
scaring the animals
Water slide dolphin.




06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Stupid People Massive headwound harry
2.5 men - Allen turns off Charlies shower
Pooing requires drastic measures
get driver license renewed
breaking board dive
flying plane into your kid
neighbor talking to the cat
Explosion at neighbor's house
disqualified for using baseball spells
Using boat ramp improperly
Wee fails
06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Cartoons Bugs bunny & coyote - bugs bunny mimics road runner
Pink panther - snowed in mouse for food
Tom & jerry - tom is fishing with cheese
Cat uses jumbo grow to make his food bigger
Using an airboat to go duck hunting
Coyote & road runner - coyote gets foot smashed by truck
Dog & rooster - in case of fox pull cord
Tom & jerry - tom hit spike with axe
Techniques of fishing
06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Stupid People
When you run out of toilet paper*
Kids say the funniest things*
Motorcycle will not crash
When there is a blockage*
fine art of using a funnel
millennium drivers
dog snitch on each other
bad place to park*
How to get the right pan*
Drying water off the floor
track and field done right*

Fails at work
bear catches bread
boat does not fit parking garage
Soccer cat
Cellphone prank PG13
Cellphone prank2 PG13
Botox treatment PG13
bear hitting himself in nuts*
Grandma bangs head on ladder
Goofy signs twenty four

06/10/2023
06/10/2023
Stupid People

Beginning of a bad day


06/10/2023
06/10/2023
Pranks
fart blows out candle
healthy option drive through
driving skeleton fast food
Fetch stick return dynamite trick
plant man
finger in the orange trick
bank money in cardboard box
Mannikin tosses box at lady*
powerful magnet on soup trick
remote control wheelchair
German shepherd eat dog trick
Simulated service dog poop
Pizza break from fire rescue*
Is stranded car on railroad tracks
dog switch prank
Placing snaps around driver's door prank*
Glasses overfill
Car crushed into cube*
Large guy - small girl couch trick
Reaction when you discover thieve is beautiful
Credit card in the face mask trick
crazy paramedic gag
Sand paper toilet paper
Fourth dimension outhouse
lifting empty bottle too fast
Fresh paint prank
old lady moving too slow
Paint bathroom door figures
Having the best time ever
Place officer on canes
Placing body in elevator
Faking wheel click
magic camera
Missing cat in the radiator
Blind man sits on a glue trick

06/10/2023
06/10/2023
Cartoons Coyote & road runner - coyote uses windmills to fry road runner
Coyote & road runner - coyote uses windsail to catch road runner
coyote & road runner - coyote gets hold of jetcar
Coyote & road runner - coyote steals all of biker gang's motorcycles to catch road runner
Bugs bunny & Yosemite Sam - bugs bunny gets the singing sword from the black knight
Tom & jerry - tom goes fishing using jerry as bait
Road runner looney tunes -Cave surprise coyote corkscrewed; Bow and dynamite; sling shot fail; ectc.
06/08/2023
06/08/2023
People General Soccer ball in the groin
dog mowing the lawn
2.5men - boxing socks
2.5men -Jake watches TV gets locked outside
2.5men - Jake escapes his room
2.5men - Why are you not studying for your algebra final
2.5men - Jake kicks Charlie out of his room
2.5men - Jake sees a shrink
Young kid fails
This is your captain speaking - lord of the skies
Dry clean baby
Camp fire story
horse watching me in tent
Baby stuff
Dog refuses to leave baby's room
Al Bundy - fails credit score
Ejecting riders off raft
making smores on high chair
Arrogant fisherman
Al Bundy - catching a mouse
worlds most unfortunate man
Dog rings doorbell then looks for who did it
Smoothest crash recovery ever
Roger Dangerfield - they shot my horse at the track
2.5men - what do women have that men don't.
06/08/2023
06/08/2023
Biden Comic mimics Biden
Oops I crapped my pants
Biden meeting girl scouts of America
LGBFJB
Biden farts blame someone else
MAGA sandbag attack
Electric vehicle - across America on one tank of gas
More sandbags
Difference between conservative - independent -liberal
Trump gets calls by Biden voters
06/08/2023
06/08/2023
Cartoons Sylvester & tweety bird - Sylvester is at the beach trying to find lunch
Bugs bunny goes to the moon & save's earth from the alien
Bugs bunny & daffy duck - daffy cheats the race
Sylvester & speedy Gonzales - Sylvester is losing confidence cannot catch this mouse
Rooster & dog & daffy duck - daffy sells pranks to each side for a profit.
06/08/2023
06/08/2023
Miscellaneous

Some old classics


Big Pertha waterslide
Fed-x is born
Taking a dump with the lions
old man picking up girls
FBI and my pillow
goose hunting from cliff
indoor ice fishing
Castle Mar-a-lago
Titanic 2022
06/07/2023
06/07/2023
Stupid People
Cats floating on ducks back
Special persons day- april fools
Scare to remove hiccups
Family feud - q pine
cat left alone
Bad flip
Bicycle crash
falling out of high chair
Dog in the fountain
Face in the sand
foul ball beer glass
Juvie Steals police car
failed creek jump
Celebrating not proposing
epic fails*
log jump fail
club game
Wild goose chase
dog build fence fail
Athletic bunny
Bull joke meets trash can
Water in liquor bottles
lawnmower fail
boat motor bye bye
me at closing time
Call it intuition
Expensive convenience store
Family feud - spaghetti on Monday
Tank soak
Dog - vet expression
10 bags grocery on unicycle
bowling split
overhead compartment close with foot
Guy mimics backup signal
Guy keeps wife from seeing expensive goods
dumpster raccoons
lobster catching dog
Gosling plays with girl
Hooking up boat the hard way
air cannon versus toilet
Will you love me if I'm fat
the weed store
Chicken man
Ball in cylinder fail
Enjoy your flight
Bicycle jump fail
airborne excavator
Chickens heading to KFC
Wheely fail
Playground fail
Car drives overhead
Overhead power lines vs dump truck
booth jump
Playground fails*
Baby fake eyebrows

06/05/2023
06/04/2023
Cartoons Bugs bunny makes a movie about himself
Bugs bunny & Yosemite Sam - bugs bunny breaks Sam's casino
Bugs bunny & Yosemite Sam - bugs give Sam money if he can control his temper
Bug's bunny and the racketeer
Tom & Jerry - tom tries to get the construction picnic but faces spike
Elmer Fudd & daffy duck - Elmer Fudd goes duck hunting
small dope dog takes on the bull
Minions planned for prison break
Minions like to crush bananas in the press
Prisoners break into the sheriff's home
Squirrel versus lumberjacks
Pink panther doing more construction
06/05/2023
06/05/2023