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00:00:00 2025 starts out with WTF.
00:10:12 Taylor Swift trying to get on bus.
01:20:23 who lit the fuse on your tampon?
01:32:01 when the counselor hugs your wife.
02:32:21 30 minutes a day on treadmill.
02:41:14 why does coffee taste like dirt?
04:40:09 work until your bank account looks
like a phone number.
04:52:09 being the designated drunk.
06:20:12 egg cartons VS battery carton
06:34:10 which side of Turkey has more feathers?
07:37:00 toddlers and cell phones.
07:47:14 lipstick VS glue stick.
08:44:19 wife got identity stolen.
08:56:21 what do you call a hunter
with no nose or body?
10:02:19 being conceived in IKEA bed.
10:13:03 cowboy and strange diseases
11:08:05 what do you do with speeding tickets?
11:18:08 burglar meets Jesus.

11:58:07 replacing 30-year-old dishwasher.
12:05:13 people in Greece hate to get up at dawn.
13:27:26 did you want a boy or girl?
13:38:08 80 four-year-old sitting on park bench.
14:37:00 dipping your balls
14:46:26 the bar jumper.
15:47:13 son gets brains from me.
15:57:23 man going on fishing trip.
16:52:03 guy next door has COVID-19.
17:05:23 WTF
17:16:05 getting circumcised.
17:29:19 a farmer and his pussy willows.
18:52:04 son need special Ed.
19:04:20 wishing you could bend over like that.
19:17:10 telling waitress my steak was bad
19:27:20 signify coming home for laundry.
19:41:09 conceived in a Jeep.
19:52:05 mother-in-law coming seven years
in row for Christmas
20:02:17 END
02/10/2025
02/09/2025
Jokes
00:00:01 blonde buying a TV
01:01:11 Adam and eve - first computer.
01:08:09 suing Budweiser.
01:14:22 3 mischievous Grandma's.
02:08:25 receiving a brain transplant.
02:58:08 2 sisters inherit ranch
04:18:06 taking my father to the mall
05:20:02 man and Ostrich go into bar.
07:53:27 transporting a coffin.
08:57:15 having a dream about your birthday.
09:31:29 police stopping man at 3 AM.
10:01:13 harry says I am too smart for 1st grade.
11:51:14 blonde buy's twin pack pregnancy test.
12:54:02 he is still celebrating.
13:00:05 marriage is just like chess.
13:33:26 tree falling on your ex.
13:39:29 Burlington miss communication.

13:47:05 eating beans before a date.
15:13:17 create a sentence with "I presume"
16:16:08 finding me naked.
16:22:07 getting crowded in heaven.
18:33:25 drinking 5 glasses of wine.
18:39:27 celebrating Black Friday.
18:46:00 best thing about retirement.
19:04:08 we're freezing, let us in.
19:10:07 whoever answers my question can go home.
19:16:05 the thoughtful husband.
20:17:14 who has better friends?
21:25:21 fat chick dancing on table.
21:34:29 man that refuses to fart in public.
21:47:02 relate piano, tuna, and glue.
22:29:22 trees do poop.
22:39:17 wife is looking through the window.
22:49:25 end
11/29/2024
11/29/2024
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09/03/2024
09/03/2024
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04/14/2024
04/14/2024
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03/13/2024
03/13/2024
Jokes Rich man and the owner
Blonde in a stadium
lady with large bags says not everyone pays
Strip down facing me
Dad daughter prayers and good bye mailman did it
God Almighty and Eve
coins over cash
deer blind jokes
Grandpa & Irs and $25000 bet
penguins in truck
farmer in court from accident
01/08/2024
01/08/2024
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11/15/2023
11/15/2023
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10/06/2023
10/06/2023
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09/18/2023
09/18/2023
Jokes
dream of laying eggs
When my wife left
Old men & Christmas trees in common
Never argue with short chick
Minions on getting old
Solving husband's temper
Three women have received flowers
The dalmatian and the chihuahua
Eat whatever you like
going to house I grew up in
Communication error on cheating
planting bird seed
getting white hair
getting off the floor
Computer no longer needed
Homeless guy
Fat woman and her cell phone
Phone to reads labels
Conceived in back of jeep
Taking aspirin
Where we first met
sixteen wives
doctor & engineer competition
Monkey to the zoo
Put something important in the back of your car
Politician meets saint peter
Do I really need that?
staying positive
Turning down the stereo
doing a Biden social experiment
lots of cargo space
Still testing it on humans
Mole and molasses
Gorilla in the garden
Legs of a frozen chicken
curing the hiccups
Turn your essay in
Monday motivation
Devil shows up in church
Worried about the mad cow
Lord grant me serenity
08/25/2023
08/25/2023
Jokes
mechanic challenges doctor
taco bell the new colon cleanser
We have your kid
medical emergency on spirit airlines
Walking on two legs
I'm on the toilet
cowboy & guy in the BMW
light bulb in the fridge
Identifying flies
Speeding ticket
the life of an egg
No son you are married
getting older
Ipad Icook Iclean

cheese stuck on window
kicking sleeping dog
The dutch oven
mans best friend put to test
big diamond ring
new boyfriend versus new gun
2 x 3
Noah's ark
Giving thanks
Dog seems like a lot of fun
Is Jonah in heaven
how wife handles jail.
07/27/2023
07/27/2023
Jokes
Hearing aid
Mayberry peaceful
girls fighting over me
Tiger attacks in-law
Loader roll over
Repay husband - wife drops towel
Modern toilet
Blonde 4 yr puzzle
You eat that son
short lives matter
Pretend marriage
Wonder years
Rent my dog
men working
Memory foam shoes
Fish abductions
Chairs in land rover save truck
wife makes rules no keep
watching wedding video
Blind driver prank
One single slap
Walk five miles

7 trillion nerves
today before wedding
No excuse letting your wife drive
That's inbreeding
Canada - pot fields
Testing hammers
Kidnapping congress
matter - protons neurons morons
Cow versus car pollution
my brain
Daughter's body wash
Shark versus human
Using harassment in sentence
Wife mows lawn
divorced barbie
Make it rare
two jackpot impossibility
Home covid test.
06/16/2023
06/16/2023
Jokes mother-in-law in the holy land

06/14/2023
06/14/2023
Jokes
Biden move guns upstairs
A woman cave
Teach a democrat to fish
When I forgot I am a dad
Parent used to kick us outside
Dewalt's answer to home protection
one out of ten born are Hispanic
Would you take a bullet
Mayonnaise on the titanic
A nudist camp
Forgot what I was doing
peel half the potatoes
drinking ten cups of water
in cemetery putting flowers down
chihuahua attack dog
cracker jacks are okay
Old lady scam
cracker jill
drinking beer by jewelry store
Nationwide is on your side
Why am I white and you are black
Why I use android
bungee jumping
Wife forgot to leave the car seat
Daughter wants to quit school
Sending a voicemail
Mistakes in the dark
hacker opens gofund me account for me
Walmart fitting room
my family tree
tattoo of a seashell
Which is further florida or the moon
Paid by amount of stupid people
Insulting the Chinese man
Using your dog's toys to build a campfire
worker nicknames
Disneyland left
tempting fate
Computer urine analysis
Using phone to see labels
05/17/2023
05/18/2023
Jokes electric cars suck

05/14/2023
05/14/2023
Jokes

New Policy is to shoot down balloons


05/14/2023
05/14/2023
Jokes

Buffoons in the Biden Admin


clown
trump jet pulling Brandon banner
the storm
05/05/2023
05/14/2023
Jokes
Wife-husband was right
Blonde sending voicemail
Captain red shirt-brown pants
Never buy dog drunk
mental illness democrat
Mexican who lost car
Joke mix
dig my own hole
male-female flies
Photograph weird looking donuts
Methods of shutting car doors
words with man
Nudist camp
Laxative-cough syrup
Best friend wife demo
clear out restaurant
model railroad snowplow
Mary him-show hell
yelled cow
Muffins backwards
Fart covid test
KFC family bucket
Grandpa forgets grandma name
Bud light-dodge ram blowing trannies
Bud light outdoes AA
cat stare
hitting dwarf happy
Married eleven days
Barbecue parking
Keeping eye on blood pressure
jackass-in laws
Rookie police officer-bus stop
Cat stuttered
04/19/2023
05/14/2023
Jokes Spy balloon images
Celebrity jeopardy1
Celebrity jeopardy2
Catfish look alike
Woman instruction manual
dog riding bike
Joke by number
Gun sign
grumpy shopper
Tess and tickle
beware of dog
Service at gunshop
Black motorcycle
Blonde dials 911
Racist cat
04/04/2023
05/14/2023
Jokes
Thermometer in a**
Explains dead wife
Sunburn
Updated nursery rhymes
Pray headache
burger promotion
Cop setup
Baking soda oven
Wonder woman
Beauty tax
Lighthouse vs ship
mercury in uranus
Help pay bills at 33
Change parent days
Heaven versus h***
Dumb people = politicians
Drink college fund
broken seal
wife not impressed
rodDangerfield-home improvement loan
dog decides better driver
Gilligan's island
Spelling contest
April's fool canceled
Puppy gift
Her before.
04/04/2023
05/14/2023